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Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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Around 1, BCE, a student in ancient Babylon inscribed six riddles on a tablet. The tablet in question was first discovered back in by an archaeologist named J. Sadly, the tablet itself has since disappeared, but van Dijk left behind a copy of what the tablet had to say, as well as the delightfully pissy assertion that the tablet featured "very careless writing" and so was obviously the work of a student.
I'm coming! I'm coming, hold on, I'm coming! C'mon I'm coming! Baby, let's go Baby, don't stop, this world is no friend of ours And when we present all of the evidence F-F-F-Fuck everything everything Oh, partners in crime 'Til the day we die Oh, all of humanity They will maintain, every shred of their innocence F-F-F-Fuck everything everything "Hey What?
A maternal insult also referred to as a "yo mama" joke is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother. Compared to other types of insults, "your mother" insults are especially likely to incite violence. Insults involving "your mother" are commonly used when playing the Dozens.