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A lady helps her husband to set up a new laptop. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he'll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he types "mypenis".

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The concept of entertainment for women is one rife with sociopolitical landmines: Do we want to watch ourselves on TV and in film? Truly, though, do we? The holyshithatisSOme experience might be novel in the moment, but it doesn't exactly function as a mindless escape.

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I feel terrible. I love this guy and he does everything he can for me. Unfortunately, his penis is abnormally small, 3 inches erect. I was disappointed at first, but I really thought I could work with it.

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Like all anatomy, penis length differs from person to person. However, there are few things as maligned as small penises. Man A: I've slept with both in the past, but I've been dating the same woman for the past five years.

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Republish our articles for free, online or in print, under Creative Commons licence. Writing in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences a journal commonly known by its initials as PNASBrian MautzBob WongRichard Peters and Michael Jennions use a clever experimental manipulation of computer-generated imagery - CGI - to test the effects of variation in penis size relative to height and torso shape shoulder width relative to waist width on the attractiveness of male bodies to women. While they found that torso shape was by far the most important determinant of attractiveness, penis size has about as much influence on attractiveness as height. And yet for such a tabloid-ready topic, the paper itself is a study in how science should proceed in sober and restrained steps.

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