How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? Because he's an egghead. What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
A man was driving along the highway when saw the Easter rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter bunny jumped in front of the car and was struck by his car. The basket of eggs and candy, the rabbit was carrying, went flying all over the place.
Easter's not just for kids! Adults can enjoy it too. Ok we may not get loads of Easter eggs from the Easter bunny or to go on egg hunts but we do get to enjoy this selection of funny Easter jokes for adults
Easter jokes are a great addition to your easter gatherings. They make every gathering more fun. Our wily wordsmith, Tom, is a key weaver of yarns and the chief storyteller at Octopus HQ.
Keep your stuffed toys and cheap chocolate. Adult baskets are better. Adult hunts have become a big thing.
Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? A: He was egg-spelled! Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Walk softly and carry a big carrot. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy.
Easter Jokes, Riddles and Puns: Christians from the whole world celebrate their blessed festival Easter with great dignity and enthusiasm. Besides the religious customs, Easter greeting, quotes sharing and formal gathering there is a lot of fun and enjoyment sharing during the Easter Sunday and blessed Friday. Every festival seems incomplete without kids entertainment, fun, games and Jokes sharing.